This summer, Becky’s friend Stephanie went out with Jason, a guy she met on J-Date who was more than candid about his agenda. After their date, she sent him a quick email. This was his response:
“I just want to be honest with u about where I'm at right now. I'm really just playing the field right now. I'm talking to a bunch of girls and trying to sleep with them. I think u are cool so I wanted to let u know that. If you're looking for a booty call I'm your man but other than that we should just be friends. I sound like a total douche in this email but I didn't want to act like something else until I slept with u and then let u know the deal.”
Talk about too much information. Surely Jason could have found a better way to be honest about his intentions. Then again, I suppose there’s no artful way of saying you’re booty-obsessed.
Needless to say, Stephanie didn’t go out with Jason again.
My heartfelt thanks to her and to Becky for the hilarious reminder that sometimes, it’s the worst dates which end up producing the best laughs.